haig m the humans
Haig M. The Humans
THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME. OR IS THERE? After an "incident" one wet Friday night where he is found walking naked through the streets of Cambridge, Professor Andrew Martin is not feeling quite himself. Food sickens him. Clothes confound him. Even his loving wife and teenage son are repulsive to him. He feels lost amongst an alien species and hates everyone on the planet. Everyone, that is, except Newton, and hes a dog. Who is he really? And what could make someone change their mind about the human race…?
983 Руб.
Haig M. The Humans
THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME. OR IS THERE? After an "incident" one wet Friday night where he is found walking naked through the streets of Cambridge, Professor Andrew Martin is not feeling quite himself. Food sickens him. Clothes confound him. Even his loving wife and teenage son are repulsive to him. He feels lost amongst an alien species and hates everyone on the planet. Everyone, that is, except Newton, and hes a dog. Who is he really? And what could make someone change their mind about the human race…?
983 Руб.
Haig Matt The Humans
There's no place like home. Or is there? After an 'incident' one wet Friday night where he is found walking naked through the streets of Cambridge, Professor Andrew Martin is not feeling quite himself. Food sickens him. Clothes confound him. Even his loving wife and teenage son are repulsive to him. He feels lost amongst an alien species and hates everyone on the planet. Everyone, that is, except Newton, and he's a dog. Who is he really? And what could make someone change their mind about the human race … ?
1301 Руб.
Haig Matt Humans. An A-Z
DO YOU A) Know a human? B) Love a human? C) Have trouble dealing with humans? IF YOU’VE ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU Whether you are planning a high level of human interaction or just a casual visit to the planet, this user-guide to the human race will help you translate their sayings, understand exotic concepts such as ‘democracy’ and ‘sofas’, and make sense of their habits and bizarre customs. A phrase book, a dictionary and a survival guide, this book unravels all the oddness, idiosyncrasies and wonder of the species, allowing everyone to make the most of their time on Earth.
1191 Руб.
Haig M. The Radleys
Life with the Radleys: Radio 4, dinner parties with the Bishopthorpe neighbours and self-denial. Loads of self-denial. But all hell is about to break loose. When teenage daughter Clara gets attacked on the way home from a party, she and her brother Rowan finally discover why they can't sleep, can't eat a Thai salad without fear of asphyxiation and can't go outside unless they're smothered in Factor 50.With a visit from their lethally louche Uncle Will and an increasingly suspicious police force, life in Bishopthorpe is about to change.Drastically.
648 Руб.
Haig M. The Radleys
Life with the Radleys: Radio 4, dinner parties with the Bishopthorpe neighbours and self-denial. Loads of self-denial. But all hell is about to break loose. When teenage daughter Clara gets attacked on the way home from a party, she and her brother Rowan finally discover why they can't sleep, can't eat a Thai salad without fear of asphyxiation and can't go outside unless they're smothered in Factor 50.With a visit from their lethally louche Uncle Will and an increasingly suspicious police force, life in Bishopthorpe is about to change.Drastically.
648 Руб.
Haig M. The Midnight Library
Nora's life has been going from bad to worse. Then at the stroke of midnight on her last day on earth she finds herself transported to a library. There she is given the chance to undo her regrets and try out each of the other lives she might have lived. Which raises the ultimate question: with infinite choices, what is the best way to live?
983 Руб.
Haig M. The Midnight Library
Nora's life has been going from bad to worse. Then at the stroke of midnight on her last day on earth she finds herself transported to a library. There she is given the chance to undo her regrets and try out each of the other lives she might have lived. Which raises the ultimate question: with infinite choices, what is the best way to live?
983 Руб.
Haig Matt The Truth Pixie
From number one bestselling author Matt Haig comes a hilarious and heartwarming story, brilliantly illustrated throughout by Chris Mould ‘Wherever she is, whatever the day, She only has one kind of thing to say. Just as cats go miaow and cows go moo, The Truth Pixie can only say things that are true.’ A very funny and lovable tale of how one special pixie learned to love herself. The Truth Pixie is an enchanting, rhyming story that will delight younger readers – with words by the bestselling mastermind Matt Haig and pictures by the inky genius Chris Mould.
2592 Руб.
Haig M. Evie and the Animals
WHEN EVIE TALKS TO ANIMALS ... THEY RECIPROCATE IT.Eleven-year-old Evie has a talent: a super talent. She can HEAR what the animals are thinking.She promises to keep it a top secret, but then an evil pet thief strikes.Every animal in the city is in danger, and only BY DARING TO BE HERSELF, Evie can save her furry and feathered friends.
1185 Руб.
Haig M. The Dead Fathers Club
Philip Noble is an eleven-year-old in crisis. His pub landlord father has died in a road accident, and his mother is succumbing to the greasy charms of her dead husband's brother, Uncle Alan. The remaining certainties of Philip's life crumble away when his father's ghost appears in the pub and declares Uncle Alan murdered him.Arming himself with weapons from the school chemistry cupboard, Philip vows to carry out the ghost's relentless demands for revenge. But can the words of a ghost be trusted any more than the lies of the living? .
656 Руб.
Haig M. The Dead Fathers Club
Philip Noble is an eleven-year-old in crisis. His pub landlord father has died in a road accident, and his mother is succumbing to the greasy charms of her dead husband's brother, Uncle Alan. The remaining certainties of Philip's life crumble away when his father's ghost appears in the pub and declares Uncle Alan murdered him.Arming himself with weapons from the school chemistry cupboard, Philip vows to carry out the ghost's relentless demands for revenge. But can the words of a ghost be trusted any more than the lies of the living? .
656 Руб.
Haig M. Evie and the Animals
WHEN EVIE TALKS TO ANIMALS ... THEY RECIPROCATE IT.Eleven-year-old Evie has a talent: a super talent. She can HEAR what the animals are thinking.She promises to keep it a top secret, but then an evil pet thief strikes.Every animal in the city is in danger, and only BY DARING TO BE HERSELF, Evie can save her furry and feathered friends.
1185 Руб.
Robertson Matt Dinosaurs vs Humans
Everyone knows that Dinosaurs and Humans can't play together . . . or can they? Find out in this rhyming adventure about friendship, community and celebrating difference! Everyone knows that Dinosaurs and Humans can't play together . . . Or can they? Dexter the dinosaur and Pearl the cavegirl are the very best of friends. There's just one problem . . . Dinosaurs and Humans are NOT allowed to play together! No one remembers why. That's just the way it's always been. But, when disaster strikes, can Dinosaurs and Humans learn to work together? A rhyming adventure about friendship, community and celebrating difference.
1436 Руб.
Beresford Elisabeth The Invisible Womble
Orinoco is certainly the tubbiest of the Wombles and is perhaps the Womble who needs the most encouragement to go out on the daily sortie to clear up and recycle all the rubbish that humans leave behind . . . Meanwhile, Tobermory, DIY-er extraordinaire, is getting to grips with the one of the humans' more ingenious inventions: the vacuum cleaner!
1866 Руб.
Haddon Celia One Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats have about Humans
Want to train your human even more purrfectly One hundred ways to work out your human's weird behaviour and so gain more cat power. Cats rule OK! Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are rescue humans. Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano. They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity. Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded. Gay tom humans make the best pets.
830 Руб.